his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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