as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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