Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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