She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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