He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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