Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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