You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Randomize
