i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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