went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
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