ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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