Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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