She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
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I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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