I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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