mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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