Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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