I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
40s are totally the cure
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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