he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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