It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Randomize
