Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You may now shotgun with the bride
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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