I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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