his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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