ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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