dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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