Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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