He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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