Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
