You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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