just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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