Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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