Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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