I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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