just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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