youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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