I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
pop tarts are not kleenex
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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