Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I supernannyed him into submission
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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