sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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