Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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