Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
as a side note pls kill me
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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