i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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