Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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