I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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