if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
We had to coat check the pizza.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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