i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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