My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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