Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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