No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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