No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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