He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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