There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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