maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
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Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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