i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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