one two three fourrrrnication!
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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