I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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