Too much gin, very little bucket
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
