Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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