I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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