I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
that is very illegal...i love you.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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