I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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