I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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