I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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